....here are the nerd jokes. Now, keep in mind it was 2am and we'd had a long day studying infectious diseases, so naturally, we thought these were pretty witty. If you don't, just opt for the sympathy laugh. ;)
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Tuberculosis walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve infectious diseases". Tuberculosis replies, "You're not a very good host."
Two bacterium walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve bacteria in this bar." They reply, "We work here, we're staph."
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Tuberculosis walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve infectious diseases". Tuberculosis replies, "You're not a very good host."
Two bacterium walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve bacteria in this bar." They reply, "We work here, we're staph."
I didn't groan, I actually giggled, for reals!
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